The Item: H by Harris Nubuck Shopper

If you're never going to touch anything ever again, have yourself a feel of nubuck leather first. Specifically (and if your situation allows it) go get one of these H by Harris Nubuck Shoppers. I guarandamntee you'll spend hours on end just stroking its fine exterior. In the hours in between, who knows? It may just attract the hands of some curious girl who wants to grab hold of something soft. It's a stretch, but you do get an awesome bag nonetheless.

So soft it may just beat a baby's bottom

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