Oh my lord. Opening Ceremony uses its Midas touch once again to give these typically thugtastic Timberland boots some newfound freshness. Those elastic laces are quite clever, don't you think? First Keds, now Timberland, what next? If they do something with Birkenstocks, I give up. They'll officially be the Jesus of the fashion world, bringing life to those which have disappeared into relative irrelevance.