The Happening: Does It Come in Men's?

My girlfriend and I usually part ways when we visit Topman/Topshop branches to look at their respective goods. When I finished early and went to pick her up from her side, I saw her trying on these unbelievably awesome wingtips. The shape was perfect. The color was perfect. The details were perfect. What's not so perfect? It only comes in women's. Calling Topman people, please stop it with the sneaker releases and get something like this for us, stat!

Share the love, Topman! One like this for the fellas please!